Need advice how to block a persistant irritating hacker pest..

[Dragonspirit]

Criminal governments and religious terrorist cults hate activists who demand truth and honesty from governments and religious cults.. They hate activists so much that their stooges attack activists computers, desperately trying to destroy their operating systems... Some type of hacking is trying to damage the Sparky OS, but can't.. Sparky is built too well and too solid for those insane criminal hackers to penetrate.. All they can do is make the internet connection run very slow or fail, but a reboot instantly fixes it..  It happens sometimes only when I first net-connect, and bring up the browser, and it generally only happens first click on google, protonmail, or youtube.. Happens only once or twice a day.. Other websites usually aren't affected...
How can I determine what part of the OS the criminal hacker is exploiting..? Where in the OS do I look to determine the criminal pest's activity..?
How can I close that irritating little exploit-hole..?
I'm an thee activist.. I'm trying to stop the wars.. I'm helping the good guys with strategies, tips, and cosmic secrets... If I don't make the good guys win we will probably have nukes detonating on our cities, and I'll be getting your sticky stinky radioactive black-dust on my veggie garden and fruit trees in the snows and rains for two years...

[AxL]

Ask your Crystal Ball  !!   

[Dragonspirit]

Quoting: "Ask your Crystal Ball  !! "

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I don't have a crystal ball.. After my mum died I tried her huge brazilian quartz crystal ball.. Supposedly you're supposed to see a misty gray or black cloud swirling inside the crystal ball, which supposedly forms spirit realm cosmic pictures and images that answer your questions.. It didn't work for me.. Thht on crystal balls!..
About a month after she died I was standing in my living room, holding her crystal ball, when I heard her loud voice about six-feet behind me say "That's Mine!".. WhooH! What a Rush!.. I gave the damn curs-ed thing to my brother the next day... Don't want that thing in my house!..
A month later I was working in the front-yard when a small car stopped across the road, the old guy waving at me.. Then my mum leaned over him, and waved.. Seems she took over someone else's body.. I telepathed to them "Begone demons of hell!".. They drove away, and never returned.. To hell with crystal balls and turdo-cards, and rolling duh bones!, and all the silly occult sheit.. You can have it all.. I don't believe in any of that crazy hoogabooga black-magic sheit, like your tin-hats and wearing medallions and goofy pouches of magical herbs'n spices, and black cats crossing your path...
I see into the spirit realms.. It's easy: just request your spirit let you see through that brown curtain that you see when your eyes are closed.. Seeing through that brown curtain, you're seeing into the spirit realms.. No big thing, it's just a skill we're born with that we're never taught.. Don't let the white things touch you.. They want to eat you.. Kill them when they try.. The skin-tone colored ones are ok to touch and embrace, they're like pure spirits and 'angels'... I found a cosmic sword in a thick mist.. It was calling to me with sweet music.. Seems sword chose me to be its master... I use it to slice attacking remote viewer demon spirits into pieces... I met a 14-foot male with huge pretty wings, a 'big turkey guy'.. It looked at me angrily as if it were thinking "why aren't you bowing before me insect?".. It raised an arm to strike me.. Instantly I dove at its throat, ramming my hands into its throat, and ripping out it breastbone, then ripped it into small bits' n pieces in a fevered rush till there weren't any pieces big enough to make smaller, just a bits'n pieces, small chunks, feather bits, and a bloodied swirling mist settling to the ground.. So much for that turkey-featherd jerk AH michael-angel... Nothing messes with me in the spirit realms, or its dead meat in the next second...

A couple months ago my mum's spirit was in our bedroom pestering my lady, and causing us nightmares.. Seems she wants to return to life.. I seized her bludy pest spirit in a tight spirit-fist, and flung her out into the universe, gone! never to return.. I've had Enough! of that vile bitch pestering us trying to possess us!.. So what does your plastic crystal-ball, magic wand, turdo-cards, and quartz crystals tell you about that..? Are you keeping up with your gagagoogoo yoga and tai-chi classes..? What's your favorite video-game..? Are you an expert in pacman, defender, mario brothers, toor uh doody, grandcartheft audo, destroy duh malls, fortskin nite, and sister teresuh's hailmary..?

P.S.: pizza pops and chocolate bars are Not food!..

So what did your 'crystal's balls' comment have to do with SparkyLinuxOS..? Are you trying to bully me because I'm not like you..? Get It!, I don't want to be like you!.. You end, I am forever...

[AxL]

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